FAQ'S

I have no freakin’ clue! Probably to keep from being eaten! Lol 

In my tradition, we spell things with a ‘y’ to revere, honor and acknowledge the power of the female yoni/uterus/womb or “yomb” and the dyvyne femynyne energy that governs and oversees our practyce of Hoodoo/Yhuuoudoux. In our tradition, Hoodoo/Yhhooudoux is passed down through the womyn. Here at Hoodoo Moon LLC, the womyn is dyvynely sacryd and is to be utterly respected and regarded. Aint no bitches and hoes over here.  If you speak Englysh, the words are pronounced the same exact way it’s just that the “I” and/or “E” has been replaced with a “Y” so divine is spelled dyvyne but pronounced as divine.

Furthermore, the intentional myspellyng of words is a way to dyshonor and shame the fashion in whych the Englysh language was forced upon us.  Each mysspelled word is a symbolic way of takyn our powyr and rytes back. 

I’m healyn so certain energies I’m sensitive to and do not have clearing to work with. On the flip side, my vibration may not be the best vibration for you to work with. My ancestral Yhuuoudoux© prycyples are based on being ethical, honest, and integrous. Through dyvynation I seek to only work with clients who wont be harmed by me and vice versa. Additionally, tymyng is always a factor as well, while I may be safe to work with and you’re safe to work with, it may not be time yet which could hinder one or both of our healing processes and journey. As such, please do not take a declyned appointment request personal. My obydyence to the Dyvyne is of the most importance and for the highest good of all. 

Additionally, Hoodoo Moon® is a no non-sense, practical, courageous call to be accountable to your spiritual development, being conscious of your spiritual/karmyck footprynt and responsibly doing your psycho-spiritual-emotional rootwork for the highest good of all. I do not take this work lightly, nor do I take on clients that aren’t serious about it. I align best with open mynded, consystent, diligent clients that are committed to bettering themselves in spite of and in the presence of fear. 

My specialty is focusing on helping you gain the most out of your reading, whych comes down to asking the most empowered questions possible. I prefer not to focus on timeline/predictive questions, or questions relating to medical and legal matters. I also do NOT identify as psychic. This means I can’t tell you when you’ll meet your mate, I have no clue what he or she looks like or what their name is. I also can’t give you the winning numbers to the lottery. I use a counseling style that is more about helping you gain deeper and profound insight about your present in order to better impact your future. For example, we can explore through tarot what you need to do in the present to get into alignment with meeting your ideal mate. From there, I will go on to prescribe flower essences, rootwork, and yoni steams that you may need to do based off the results of your reading in order to help you achieve that goal of aligning with your mate. 

Honor and respect of Mother Earth as a manifestation and extension of God/Goddyss/Creator. To be in relationship with one, you must be in relationship with the other; what you do to one, you do to the other, in other words, they are inseparable. Seek healyn at all costs but ethically, honestly, humbly, virtuously and with integrity. Your relationship with Mother Earth is a vital part of your healyn.  By doing your psycho-spiritual-emotional work, it reduces the toxic energy that gets absorbed into the cosmyck womb which then gets reflected back to us on Earth through traumatic cleansing processes such as “natural disasters”. 

In our tradition, yes. Whyle men don’t have a womb, he came from one.  **So men can yoni steam by proxy by tapping into the womb of his mother through the spiritual umbilical cord that connects him to his mother. In Yhuu’oudoux we believe all manifestations of patriarchy comes from a disturbed relationship w/ matriarchy,mother/dyvyne femynyne. This form of steaming allows men to connect w/ and get the femyle perspectyve. With this heightened awareness, he is able to look at himself, see and correct his contributions to and privilege of patriarchy. We need more men to do this work, after all its the men that are making the laws!! So here at Hoodoo Moon, we welcome myn that are willing to take this journey and do this work.  **The correct term is lingam steaming and if connection to the spiritual umbilical cord to his natural mothyr is not ideal, he may connect to the Dyvyne Womb/Yomb instead. ****Lingam steaming is currently unavailable here at Hoodoo Moon until September 2024. 

If your appointment request is accepted and its a virtual or in person appointment, you are asked to do a spiritual cleansing in order to minimize the likelihood of unnecessary energies being presynt. I do not know the type of lifestyle you lead nor do you know myne. Out of respect for each other, we both need to minimize the likelihood of low vibration energies impacting the readings or any other work we do together. I was working with a client who kept stalking her ex’s facebook page. This ex had history of being abusive to her and they were enthralled in a codependent relationship that created a very unhealthy soul tie. 

I saw an entity in her house as we talked, the entity later attacked me for trying to help her break this habit . The way we live our lives can intentionally or unintentionally get people hurt and the ones that get hurt are usually innocent bystanders. 

Think of the cleansing as a boundary with the spirit world as well as a courtesy to each other, similar to showering before going to have your physical done by your doctor or brushing your teeth before going to the dentist. I sell a spiritual cleansing kit if you need or would like one. No this is not a ploy to get you to spend $ on my products it‘s simply there for convenience if you don’t already have a method of doing a cleansing of your envyronmynt and body. If you prefer not to do a cleanse, you may elect to do an emailed reading or a pre-recorded, self guided steam. 

Contrary to popular belief, Yoni steaming IS NOT A SPA EXPERIENCE although it may feel lyke one. It is an ancestral spiritual practyce meant to provoke self reflection and healyn of psycho-spiritual-emotional issues over time.  In modern terms, Yoni/vaginal steaming is a form of hydrotherapy that targets and works with the subtle energy stored in the yoni/womb of womyn. It can be combyned with using the spiritual properties and subtle energies associated with various herbs, crystals, flower essences and water combined with the use of heat. The client then sits in a chair designed for yoni steaming, the pot is placed underneath the chair and once it has cooled to a certain temperature, the steam is allowed to gently heat the vaginal area. 

Yes. I am working to become a Certified Peristeam Facilitator through Steamy Chic Institute. I am also a Certified Womb Sauna Practitioner which is a separate method of steaming I do not offer here at Hoodoo Moon ®. The method of yoni steaming offered here at HM is centralized on Yhuuoudoux philosophy. If you want the Womb Sauna experience which does not have a Hoodoo or Yhuuoudoux focus, please visit my syster site www.intymateblossym.com (currently under construction).

Our method consysts of tarot, flower essence therapy, crystal watyr/elixirs, EFT tapping and Kundalini Chair Yoga. You will undergo the following steps:

1. Tarot readyn to explore the intention for your steam (I use a very specific tarot spread created within the Yhuu’oudoux tradition for the best results. While I try to be very transparent about my method, this particular spread is copy written, proprietary information and will NOT be shared with you nor is this readyn performed in your presence. The results of the readyn will however be shared with you. Once we agree on the intention, we proceed to the next steps). 

2. Pre-Yombwork preparation and Spiritual cleansing of body/self 

3. Unlock the womb and safely connect your womb with the womb of the Dyvyne

4. Kundalini Chair Yoga Therapy while you steam (the yoga done (called a Kriya) is based off the intention set)

5. Seal and lock the womb

6. Meditation

7. Sacryd ritual for disposing of the watyr and herbs to Mother Earth

We practyce Kundalini Yoga with our steams because we’re grounded in the belief that illnyss, dis-ease and/or emotional disorders are first manifested in the spiritual realm/subtle body realm before they manifest physically. Kundalini Yoga is the yoga of subtle energy. On its own and/or combyned with other subtle energy practices such as tapping, flower essence therapy, and crystal watyr/elixers, we create a very powerful cocktail to combat imbalances at the source. This is another reason why Hoodoo in our tradition is called “Rootwork” and isn’t only a reference to working with herbs and roots. It’s also a reference to doing the work that gets to the root of the problem. 

Chris Tucker in the movie Money Talks said “Guns don’t kill people, stupid motherfuckers with guns kill people”. In essence, evil is the intent of destruction without discernmynt and permission from the Universal God/Dyvyne Spyryt who is not bound by the man-made constructs of religion. Hoodoo itself is not good or bad, it’s all in what you do with it and the intent behind it that determines if it’s good or evil. Please note, something can be dark but not evil…I’ll say that again: Something can be dark AND NOT evil (If you don’t quite get it, don’t worry, you’ll catch it when you get home)! Evyl has no code, no principles, no ethics, no virtue, no humblenyss and its actions are driven by subjectively perceived slights of the ego, not objectyve universal truth.  Evyl needs a crowd and attention, good will walk/stand alone if it has to, the truth being its only crowd. 

For more resources on these various forms of abuse or if you know someone currently being abused and would like to request a free candle lit prayer for them, please visit my syster site www.hoodoomoonryse909.com (currently under construction as of 01/25/24)

Please visit https://youtu.be/t42bNFgwnXY?si=jUMLhun80X8LvybM . Carrie does a great job explaining this!

Hoodoo Moon is intended to cater to a very specific population whych is why I don’t work with everyone that approaches for a reading or a steam. Hoodoo Moon’s specialty is helping  womyn get out of abusive situations and heal their mind, bodies and spirits from a Hoodoo/spiritual/subtle energy perspectyve/lens. The same goes for the products that I sell, they are  meant for specific purposes and contexts and therefore cannot be sold to everyone that approaches. There’s enough spiritual/metaphysical shops, tarot readers, “psychics”, etc for those needs to get met. I serve a different and specific market and therefore preserve my energy and resources for the population served. If you’re especially a womyn (I will work with some men on very limited, restricted and special occasion but my job and purpose is to help womyn) and you find yourself in an unfair, particularly abusive situation in your love life, your career life, your spiritual life, your financial life, etc, that is what Hoodoo Moon is here to help with. 

Not without permission through divination. Sage especially is becoming endangered and here at HM it is considered a very sacryd herb that is reserved for certain contexts and people within that context. With that being said, the Hoodoo Moon ® Onlyne Store is restricted and not open to the public. Customers whose appointment request has been approved for a specific service/s will have access.  

For now, we will have to hold off on your service until the fee is paid. Otherwise, I can work with you to set up a payment plan as well. Once it’s paid in full, we can commence services. We are looking into offering Afterpay or Klarna for services. Please check back for updates.  

I am also in the process of applying for funding for my non-profit Sacred Lotus. Once funding is secured, you may be able to apply for a scholarship through Sacred Lotus. Please check back for updates. We look forward to making our services as accessible as possible. 

Please visit my syster site www.Chrystsmoon.com (currently under construction as of 01/25/24)

I am polytheistic in the sense if you mean me or someone else harm unjustifiably and egotistically, I will go humbly before YOUR God/Goddyss etc and tell them what you’re doing whyle using their name.  I’ve been abused in the name of every God and Goddyss, not just Christ. Gods, Goddysses , Saints, Angels, Spirits, etc are all bound by universal spiritual laws and take interest in how they are represented and what people do using their names and why. 

The short version, 2 people had sex and made me when they shouldn’t have. I was dragged here and born before my time.  My brain works in ways this world has yet to catch up to and understand. I came bearing a messyge that most people in this world are not ready to hear and it’s a bit annoying. I wake up everyday facing 2 choices, stay here do my work anyway and be persecuted or leave and have to come back to Earth and try again later. I refuse to do the latter, so the former will have to do. But trust and believe, by the tyme of your appointment, if it’s accepted, my attitude will be different! Love ya!

Again, the short version is : I am professionally me. I am not meant for everyone and I am no longer allowed by Spyryt (Spirit) to hyde my true essynce. If nuanced belligerence disturbs your spyryt, that’s a good indication we shouldn’t work together.  Just FYI…. I also adore and basque in the spiritual properties of cannabis and I love guns too! We some good ol’ fashion “heathyns” over here boo! …. Unapologetically hood moon… professionally speakyn.  Whatever lens or filter based off your experiences, or lack thereof, you elect to use to facilitate your perception of me is totally up to you!

We are huge advocates of mental health and wellnyss. The body is a temple, and that includes your mynd. if you are struggling with your mental health you can feel free to visit my daughtyr syte at www.imbreakingfree.org  .   You may also try www.psychologytoday.com  .